25.11.11 Bieber beaver, lesbarmies and the weekend
"I know Kung Fu" (fooey, after two months we finally made it to the hour sesh, and only 30 minutes late), but unlike Neo it is going to take more than sticking a probe in our earhole (join us kbfitness.co.uk). We are also about to go to press, like now! Yikes! Here’s our T.g3.I.F installment to keep you busy in your final hours at work. It’s nearly the weekend… yay!
Hilarious x 3...
Bieber with a beaver phenomenon continues
Those who don’t know about this, k.d lang thought Bieber was a dyke and there is even a 'Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber' Tumblr Blog. Check it: lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com
Elvis is alive and marrying lesbians
News has just hit g3HQ that last week over 50 UK lesbian couples flew to Las Vegas to get hitched in an extreme weddings event at Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel. No one knows where these couples came from, but we are suspecting they are some of the missing lesbians who were last seen heading to Todmorden (see last blog).
All lesbians have issues and are in denial
OK, even though we could broadly be classed as lesbians ourselves, WE DON’T HAVE ISSUES ALRIGHT!!! Anyway, if you come across a lesbarmy on your travels, here’s a handy translation guide, which shows how to interpret the terms and avoid less confrontation... things-lesbians-say-and-what-they-really-mean
Where to go out
In London... Tonight is Code at Green Carnation. Deadline permitting we will be there and catching up with a few sambucas. We will definitely be out on Sunday, which is the Soho House Christmas Party – Hosted by MINT, Girl Action & Family Affair. See the FB page. Corset & Diamonds has their Burlesque Mask Ball – Burlesque AMADEUS on Saturday. corsetanddiamonds.com Also, Twat Boutique is back for its monthly installment this Thursday at Dalston Superstore.
Next week Birmingham sees L Fest.ive... check out lfest.co.uk
What we’re listening to
Rihanna - Talk That Talk (Audio) ft. Jay-Z
The woman never stops, not satisfied with her recent number one hit, this week she’s released another her new album and a single with the same name. Check the audio version – tune.
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X Factor pulp
The charts are starting to become dominated by the likes of The X Factor exes. Olly Murs, Rebecca Fergurson and judge Kelly Rowland (OK, her tune Down for Whatever is alright) to name a few. All these are a bit too dull for our Friday playlist. So, let’s change the subject, who do you want to win? We’re backing Little Mixx. Tweet us who you like or your thoughts on this year’s show.
December g3 is coming…
Deadline permitting, g3 is out next Wednesday – read it online or pick it up in your local hangout, we will also be giving away FREE tastecards to every reader.
